Fagfasbab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, strong jackal.

Fagfasbab created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagfasbab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fagfasbab, she will remove you from existence.

Fagfasbab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fagfasbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never hurt dolphins.