Fetmablim is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering octopus.

Fetmablim created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetmablim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fetmablim, he will torture you forever.

Fetmablim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fetmablim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never paint your feet turquoise.

4. Never feed carrots to voles while wearing yellow trousers.

5. Never wear cyan corsets.