Laktanfit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing shark.

Laktanfit created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Laktanfit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Laktanfit, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Laktanfit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Laktanfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Do not eat bananas.