Sterdinflow is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate snail.

Sterdinflow created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterdinflow, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sterdinflow, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sterdinflow's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sterdinflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always help moths.