Weewipbast Kanragdad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, clever swan.

Weewipbast Kanragdad created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weewipbast Kanragdad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weewipbast Kanragdad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Weewipbast Kanragdad's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Weewipbast Kanragdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Run away from purple horses, for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt shrews.