Yardotsandib is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent hydra.

Yardotsandib created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yardotsandib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yardotsandib, she will remove you from existence.

Yardotsandib's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yardotsandib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must pray to Yardotsandib three times a day.