Paslarnlog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid mink.

Paslarnlog created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Paslarnlog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Paslarnlog, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Paslarnlog's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Paslarnlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear purple shoes.