Yakhugsadneg is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, generous owl.

Yakhugsadneg created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Yakhugsadneg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yakhugsadneg, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Yakhugsadneg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yakhugsadneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured hamsters.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yakhugsadneg.