Fabvilzeb is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless mouse.

Fabvilzeb created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabvilzeb, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fabvilzeb, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fabvilzeb's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fabvilzeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must pray to Fabvilzeb four times a day.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Run away if seven tapirs approach from the south.

5. Do not hurt whales.