Bedgedquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable crane.

Bedgedquaf created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedgedquaf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedgedquaf, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bedgedquaf's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bedgedquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help sick rats.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bedgedquaf on top of all buildings.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never look at asteroids.