Popbarnkimbab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid donkey.

Popbarnkimbab created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Popbarnkimbab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Popbarnkimbab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Popbarnkimbab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Popbarnkimbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near rats.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide from yellow capybaras for they are unholy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not sit in public.