Quafraknabhud is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, idiotic lizard.

Quafraknabhud created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafraknabhud, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quafraknabhud, it will have a low opinion of you.

Quafraknabhud's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Quafraknabhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must love Quafraknabhud.

5. Always obey Quafraknabhud's priests.