Targnab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, weak chinchilla.

Targnab created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Targnab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Targnab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Targnab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Targnab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Put Targnab first in all things.

5. Always stare at clouds.