Zanrutdotcem is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty donkey.

Zanrutdotcem created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Zanrutdotcem, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zanrutdotcem, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zanrutdotcem's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Zanrutdotcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide from red tapirs for they are unholy.