Megtapcun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet gerbil.

Megtapcun created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megtapcun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Megtapcun, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Megtapcun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Megtapcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.