Kencutladdut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish crow.

Kencutladdut created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kencutladdut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kencutladdut, it will destroy your favourite star.

Kencutladdut's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kencutladdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.