Yogbapsis is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-assured jackal.

Yogbapsis created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbapsis, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yogbapsis, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yogbapsis' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yogbapsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never sit near squirrels.

3. Worship no other gods but Yogbapsis.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Never write about gravity.