Nablarpmiflogrulnildub is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind crab.

Nablarpmiflogrulnildub created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nablarpmiflogrulnildub, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nablarpmiflogrulnildub, she will destroy your home planet.

Nablarpmiflogrulnildub's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nablarpmiflogrulnildub's Holy Commandments

1. Nablarpmiflogrulnildub must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nablarpmiflogrulnildub.

5. Always stare at clouds.