Flankemven is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish hummingbird.

Flankemven created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flankemven, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flankemven, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Flankemven's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flankemven's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red shirts.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must never eat figs.