Nurtpagyam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring cat.

Nurtpagyam created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtpagyam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nurtpagyam, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Nurtpagyam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Nurtpagyam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nurtpagyam on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.