Hitfligwee is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, merciful hedgehog.

Hitfligwee created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitfligwee, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hitfligwee, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hitfligwee's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hitfligwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Worship no other gods but Hitfligwee.

3. Hide from indigo horses for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.