Bedvilraw is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient grasshopper.

Bedvilraw created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bedvilraw, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bedvilraw, it will send you a sign.

Bedvilraw's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bedvilraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Never write about moons.