Flapbestcem is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring monkey.

Flapbestcem created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapbestcem, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flapbestcem, it will have a low opinion of you.

Flapbestcem's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Flapbestcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. You must love Flapbestcem.