Bissgub is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, annoying squirrel.

Bissgub created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissgub, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bissgub, she will think nothing of it.

Bissgub's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bissgub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Hide if eight ants approach from the west.

4. Feed all hungry pigs.

5. Never feed coconuts to badgers while wearing blue stockings.