Vilgovmilstan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind tapir.

Vilgovmilstan created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vilgovmilstan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vilgovmilstan, he will destroy your home solar system.

Vilgovmilstan's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vilgovmilstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vilgovmilstan.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help nematodes in need.