Jamarpnil is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate camel.

Jamarpnil created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamarpnil, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jamarpnil, she will boil you in a big pot.

Jamarpnil's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jamarpnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Worship no other gods but Jamarpnil.