Botlimgen is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic spider.

Botlimgen created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botlimgen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Botlimgen, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Botlimgen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Botlimgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Botlimgen on top of important buildings.