Capnartfitragfadfundog is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unjust ferret.

Capnartfitragfadfundog created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Capnartfitragfadfundog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Capnartfitragfadfundog, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Capnartfitragfadfundog's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Capnartfitragfadfundog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not covet oxen.