Cuthugsag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, uncaring naga.

Cuthugsag created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuthugsag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cuthugsag, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cuthugsag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cuthugsag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cuthugsag six times a day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never sit in the presence of monkeys.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Cuthugsag must be the most important thing in your life.