Ganbun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ganbun created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Ganbun, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ganbun, she will be very unhappy.

Ganbun's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ganbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hide if nine snakes approach from the north.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Always help otters.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.