Figcissnur is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, capable dove.

Figcissnur created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Figcissnur, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Figcissnur, it will turn you into a plant.

Figcissnur's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Figcissnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Figcissnur on top of important buildings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never bounce in holy places.