Dotwipdab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured hydra.

Dotwipdab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotwipdab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dotwipdab, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dotwipdab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dotwipdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Always help otters in need.