Yadzubben is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, cheerful squid.

Yadzubben created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yadzubben, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yadzubben, he will destroy your home solar system.

Yadzubben's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yadzubben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Never wear orange hats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Yadzubben.

5. Do not cook food in pots.