Rigteencet is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, humane jellyfish.

Rigteencet created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigteencet, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rigteencet, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Rigteencet's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rigteencet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Hide from cyan moths for they are unholy.

4. Run away if three eagles approach from the south.

5. Never mention gulls.