Zunhintab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent dugong.

Zunhintab created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zunhintab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zunhintab, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zunhintab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Zunhintab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sharks.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Pray towards the east.