Pibbudmob is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, merciful manatee.

Pibbudmob created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbudmob, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pibbudmob, she will turn you into a duck.

Pibbudmob's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pibbudmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Run away from pink bats, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.