Yestdabflam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, all-powerful salamander.

Yestdabflam created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yestdabflam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yestdabflam, she will destroy your home planet.

Yestdabflam's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yestdabflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away from yellow aardvarks, for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yestdabflam.