Flablitdit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful otter.

Flablitdit created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flablitdit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flablitdit, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flablitdit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Flablitdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Put Flablitdit first in all things.

3. Always obey Flablitdit's priests.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.