Sagkamkik Hapfutgan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, weak manatee.

Sagkamkik Hapfutgan created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagkamkik Hapfutgan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sagkamkik Hapfutgan, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sagkamkik Hapfutgan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sagkamkik Hapfutgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sagkamkik Hapfutgan.

5. Always wear yellow.