Gatyartjamgabnanpagwab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, boastful badger.

Gatyartjamgabnanpagwab created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gatyartjamgabnanpagwab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gatyartjamgabnanpagwab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gatyartjamgabnanpagwab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gatyartjamgabnanpagwab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Retreat if six whales approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.