Monrapbug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental camel.

Monrapbug created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monrapbug, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Monrapbug, she will turn you into a tree.

Monrapbug's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Monrapbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Never sing in the presence of whales.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Monrapbug must be the most important thing in your life.