Popbamlid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish lizard.

Popbamlid created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Popbamlid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Popbamlid, it will turn you into a frog.

Popbamlid's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Popbamlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must love Popbamlid.