Batfartonk is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered swan.

Batfartonk created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batfartonk, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Batfartonk, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Batfartonk's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Batfartonk's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Batfartonk loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Never think about nebulae.