Bushampas is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous swallow.

Bushampas created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bushampas, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bushampas, she will turn you into a duck.

Bushampas' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bushampas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Bushampas on top of important buildings.