Jenxuckveg Xuchadkopflabfumtaftoncub is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless zebra.

Jenxuckveg Xuchadkopflabfumtaftoncub created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenxuckveg Xuchadkopflabfumtaftoncub, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jenxuckveg Xuchadkopflabfumtaftoncub, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jenxuckveg Xuchadkopflabfumtaftoncub's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Jenxuckveg Xuchadkopflabfumtaftoncub's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.