Flyhamsan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, blissful yak.

Flyhamsan created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyhamsan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flyhamsan, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flyhamsan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Flyhamsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.