Popbuskik is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, charitable rhinoceros.

Popbuskik created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Popbuskik, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Popbuskik, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Popbuskik's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Popbuskik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Run away if seven cats approach from the west.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Run away from yellow seals, for they are unholy.