Fadbabjignullbimgatdid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish manatee.

Fadbabjignullbimgatdid created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbabjignullbimgatdid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fadbabjignullbimgatdid, it will turn you into a mole.

Fadbabjignullbimgatdid's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fadbabjignullbimgatdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.