Hun is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, generous salamander.
Hun created a photon nine million years ago.
If you believe in Hun, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in Hun, it will have a low opinion of you.
Hun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Hun's Holy Commandments
1. You must pray to Hun seven times a day.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Never think about gravity.
4. Do not eat lentils.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.