Hun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, generous salamander.

Hun created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hun, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hun's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hun seven times a day.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.