Narwiphun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous crane.

Narwiphun created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narwiphun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narwiphun, it will turn you into a slug.

Narwiphun's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Narwiphun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Never paint your arms purple.

5. Do not covet oxen.